Chuck Norris' calendar goes from April 2nd to March 31st. Nobody fools Chcuk Norris.
Pete Conlin
Edited: 17-Dec-2008 17:39
16-Dec-2008 21:56
Frank Costanza:Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer:What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza:It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!
Bill Heyn
16-Dec-2008 21:55
Justin, you forgot Chuck Norris.
Pete Conlin
16-Dec-2008 21:53
Cosmo Kramer:Is there a tree?
Frank Costanza:No, instead, there's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting.
Frank Costanza:It's made from aluminium. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Justin Page
16-Dec-2008 21:37
In this order: Pete Conlin Jesus Christ George Carlin's ghost Sam Kineson's Corvette Nick's Blazer
Bill Heyn
16-Dec-2008 21:37
Only THE LORD knows what is and isn't funnieth, my son.
Nick Cannata
16-Dec-2008 21:34
Who is the authority on what is and is not funny?
Justin Page
16-Dec-2008 20:50
Thank you Pete, for agreeing with me as to what the funny thing truly IS.
Pete Conlin
16-Dec-2008 20:47
OH MAN! You're right that IS the funny thing. Good call... good call.
Jason Page
16-Dec-2008 20:46
your welcome
Justin Page
16-Dec-2008 20:45
The funny thing is that it looks like that tree belongs there.