"Hey dispatch... situation is under control. Its spagetti western again."
"Yeah, he's wearing the hat again."

The Berlin cops, had they shown up, wouldn't have even cared... "Oh, it's you!"

"Well, you see officer, we were just driving down the road MINDING our OWN business and this telephone pole just lassoed the truck. Pulled us right off the road."

"It's ok, we live here".

That looks like not only something I would drive but something I would do.

Ahh, yes.  That was a fun day.  No really, it was.

With the road cone out all is well "Safety First"